Monday, July 03, 2006

Wow ! Was That A Surprise !

The other night I ate some Pizza loaded with Pepperoni and Cheese and drank a few beers. It was good and I enjoyed it very much. The next morning (Saturday) I woke up my usual early time around 5 a.m. My mouth and throat was dry and I was thirsty. I went into the fridge and brought out a large container of pure Cranberry juice. Nothing like a good glass of juice to slake your dry thirst. I poured myself a glass of the juice and emptied it on one long swig. Something was wrong. Then I remembered that my wife had made up a large batch of Cosmopolitans and had used that container to store it. It wasn't just Cranberry juice anymore, it had about a half a bottle of Vodka and almost the same amount of Triple Sec in it. Talk about a sensation. My thirst disappeared and I was feeling good baby. Just to make sure I wouldn't get thirsty, I had a second glass. I then had my coffee. It was a great morning, I will have to do that again.

Saturday, July 01, 2006

The BMW and a Rosary

Last evening my wife, a female friend, and I were driving down Charles St. from the beltway when a BMW convertible went whipping by us. The guy driving pulled into the left lane where we were and stopped at the traffic light, we were directly behind him. Hanging from the rearview mirror on the Beemer was what looked like a glass bead necklace. Then we spotted a cross dangling on the end and sure enough it was a Rosary. We were saying, what the hell is that there for! Our friend quipped that the Rosary was a trophy for screwing a Nun. We couldn't stop laughing for the next 5 minutes as the BMW sped away. Anyway it was funny at the time.

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